"scoob" (scoobsti)
03/03/2016 at 21:00 • Filed to: JNN, Jalopnik News Network, Oppositelock
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"scoob" (scoobsti)
03/03/2016 at 21:00 • Filed to: JNN, Jalopnik News Network, Oppositelock | 3
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GOOD EVENING, THANKS FOR TUNING IN TO JNN! WE ARE ON AIR TONIGHT FOR THE NEXT 11 HOURS STRAIGHT, COVERING ONE STORY, INCLUDING EXPERT EXPERTS GIVING US THEIR EXPERT OPINIONS!
TONIGHT, STAY WITH US AS WE FOLLOW OUR MAIN, AND ONLY HEADLINE FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK! WE ARE BRINGING YOU LIVE COVERAGE OF A STORY DEVELOPING WHERE EVER I AM NOW! I FORGOT WHERE I WAS, BUT EVEN IF I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE ME! WE ARE WITNESSING CLARKZILLA TERRORIZE WHAT IS LEFT OF A SUBURBAN AMERICAN NEIGHBORHOOD, WHERE I CRASHED A LAMBORGHINI PRESS CAR ON LOAN A FEW MONTHS AGO AND MADE A FUNNY FACE WHILE DOING SO, CAUSING OPPOSITELOCK USER MCMIKE TO TAKE FUNNY SCREENSHOTS OF MY FUNNY FACE!
WHAT?!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TELL THE TRUTH?!
WHAT?! I- YEAH, I KNOW!
FINE!
UNFORTUNATELY, MY PRODUCERS ARE FORCING ME TO TELL THE TRUTH, WHICH IS THAT I CRASHED A CHEVROLET CAMARO INSTEAD! WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK NOW! STAY RIGHT THERE, BECAUSE WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THIS STORY!
!!! UNSUPPORTED LINE BREAK IN HEADER !!!
Hot Takes Salesman
> scoob
03/03/2016 at 21:30 |
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This is the beginning of the end
wiffleballtony
> scoob
03/03/2016 at 22:32 |
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MANY RUN AS IT SCREAMS, “EVERYTHING IS RUBBISH!"
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scoob
> wiffleballtony
03/03/2016 at 23:02 |
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT PICKED UP A HAMMER!
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wiffleballtony
> scoob
03/03/2016 at 23:12 |
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Twenty years later survivors tremble with memories. They mumble quietly to themselves , how hard can it be? How hard can it be?
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scoob
> wiffleballtony
03/03/2016 at 23:30 |
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They gather to remember the worst attack on U.S soil the world has ever seen... in the world .